I got pulled over by Wal-Mart
Then Hooters gave me a ticket.
On the ever-shrinking list of places you probably haven’t seen advertising goes this:
Right there where it usually reads “Serve and Protect” it now reads “In partnership with Donelan’s Groceries.
“I’ll bet the National Pork Board is off the list of approved advertisers.
Here’s the scoop.


The attorney says to the cop “See those trees, you have nothing to do with those trees.”